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Enjoy Your Uber Ride feat. Angie Hilts

by Nate Mills

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A modern take on an old classic.

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A: I really can't stay

B: Well there’s no problem with that

A: I've got to go away

B: l’ve got the Uber app

A: This evening has been

B: Thanks for popping in

A: So, very nice

B: I hope you enjoyed the Christmas Spice (latte)



A: My mother will start to worry

B: Well, it’s only 8:30

A: My father will be pacing the floor

B: Text him on your way out the door?

A: So, really I'd better scurry

B: Ok sounds like you’re in a hurry

A: But maybe just a half a drink more

B: You’re indecisive, that’s for sure



A: The neighbors might think

B: They’re actually on holiday

A: Say, what's in this drink?

B: I told you, Christmas Spice Latte

A: Oh, right, I forgot

B: Ya my short term is shot

A: And so is mine

B: Well hasn’t this been an amicable good time



A: There’s been a great exchange in conversation

B: Deep thoughts and contemplation

A: Mutual respect on both sides

B: Thank you for opening my eyes

A: But I really can't stay

B: Oh right ya no worries

A&B: Let’s order an Uber ride



(Musical interlude while we awkwardly wait for the Uber)



B: (spoken) Says it’s a couple Minutes away

A: Cool.



A: Thanks for this safe space

B: It’s been great talking my friend

A: And that pizza was great

B: Would definitely order that again

A: I can transfer you cash

B: Oh, don’t worry about that

A: Well thanks again a bunch

B: Next time you can take me out to lunch



A: Have you seen the Shape of Water?

B: I heard it got an Oscar

A: Won best director, picture, design and score

B: Oh wow, way more

A: Ya I wanted to take my daughter

B: Oh that might haunt her

A: Ya not recommended for children under age 4

B: Right, makes sense



B: Hey, your Uber is here

A: Oh, my Uber arrived?

B: Yes, his name is Sameer.

A: He got a 2.5?

B: Ya that does seem kinda low

A: ya I don’t know

B: I’m sure it’s fine

A: What if this guys outta his mind?



B: He’s has to be licensed and registered

A: That’s what I’ve heard

B: Or else he couldn’t even get hired

A: Maybe his license expired?

B: I’m sure it’s ok

A: I sure hope it is

A&B: Enjoy your Uber ride!

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released December 14, 2023
Lyrics by Nate Mills
Composition by Frank Loesser

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Nate Mills Toronto, Ontario

Nate Mills is a lyricist, singer, song writer, composer, producer and multi-instrumentalist perhaps best known for his role as dynamic frontman and principle songwriter in the popular Toronto band Run With the Kittens.

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